Wango-Jango With Antonio

This Zombie had Pig Chop lunch with Zombie-Heart-Zombies-Wanna-Kill-Zombies-Fantasy-Life. This Zombie is cyber-slacking to Vivaldi’s Four Seasons of Zombies. This Zombie text-blasts:

And from the friendly zombie brain today, yours truly: according to Vivaldi, AUTUMN=11:45; WINTER=9:06; SPRING=10:29; and SUMMER=10:24. TIME IS 50 minutes and 38 seconds.

And His Highness Queen Ahmedalla Esquire declares, “Classical music gives/ triggers epilepsy in me, so ill take your word for it. All is well.”

This Zombie blasts back;

Hahahahahaha, seriously? Ah, let’s keep it well so I won’t count Rachmaninoff to you.

And then there was Wango-Jango:

Yes but which hemisphere did v write from? whats up yo

This Zombie reports:

I think the hemisphere was called “oblique spheroid” a.k.a. Republic Of Venice Priesthood in 1600-1700s i.e. “forever”, hahaha. Cyberslacking yo! You?

Wango-Jango:

Haha that’s random. What kind of crack are u smoking and cn I have some? I’m listening to old businessmen congratulate themselves

This Zombie cracks:

Hey hey meesa no crack ho yo! But oui, Classical Music For Zombies and now it’s Jazz For Slackerzombies. Ah, according to my research today: sign of low-confidence “extolling your own virtue as often as possible to as many people as possible”. Kudos to the moguls! And the Pipe says, “P.S. There is no such thing as random.”

Wango-Jango:

Pft. Like Jamie Foxx says, put some crack in the Pipe. The moguls not only extol their virtues they also build large skyscrapers

This Zombie says:

I was thinking more of RocknRolla Pipe, hehe. Y’know what demolition experts call their tearing-down-old-buildings-to-make-new craft? Making Sky. In my Zoo, Making Sky is another term for Horror. Quirky eh?

Wango-Jango:

Quirky or virtue-extolling? Hehe I kid.

This Zombie laughs:

Satan rules it seems. All right, enough zombiezm. Thank you for the jango-wango!

Wango-Jango:

Err youre welcome I think. Hows the cyberslacking coming along---been googling urself lately?

This Zombie woes:

Feh! Fie! I’m the only person left in the world (except perhaps the really old, dead, or living in caves) who does not google-self. I protest! I am not that vain! Research mostly on Mind Tools: How not to be a bum/loser. Packing up my pipe yo& engaging in a reunion w Selena-lah in a bit, posthaste! Still w the horror moguls?

Wango-Jango:

Rigght. And ur search history wont indicate otherwise. Yeah man I’m stuck with these guys. Have fun cheer cheerio

This zombie uh-ohs:

(Memo to cyber-elf: delete search history pronto!) All right then, Jango bids adieu to Wango. (umlaut)