Happy 68 Monday

Sit THE EARS
At 9:19 pm
Not the Open-Mic
This Is Promptly At 7:30
Happy…
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DREY TERRAN
who was drinking last night and drinking J&B tonight, still reading with the same rhythm…This poem is something like “PAPER WALLS”…And still introduced by the host as (insert pedigree) “…My renegade co-host.”
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JC CASIMIRO a.k.a. “BIGOTILYO” (inset pedigree)
is reading something in Filipino, Mikael Co’s Idol Filipino Echo…The title of the poem is “Mata”
as in “Mata…tawid kaya…”
Ang kawalan ng pagbabago-go-go-go…
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Speak THE EARS
Downstairs facing the speaker, amid the running of the trucks in Katipunan Avenue, CAN WE HEAR YOUR VOICES? Poetry mumbles, Has been mumbling, Doddering, Bah,
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THE EARS Strain
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ANDREA DUERME (insert whatever)
ah, reading “THE JOY OF WRITING”---
Let’s all orgy into masturbate!
Silence!
This word!
Letters up to no good!
The leaves, the blade of grass!
Time…Time…Time!
Time na nga!
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THE EARS Quote
“Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.”
JOB 40:15
“All flesh is grass.”
ISAIAH 40:6
The Bible?! You dibil, you dibil, you git aweh prom da ears!
Nah, nah, that’s Peter Watts.
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THE CIGARETTE AGENT OF SAMAR…LOPE CUI!
Who is happy to notice that there are more Happy Monders since the first installment of Happy Monday 68 000 Years Ago.
Who is the volunteered performing intermission while waiting for Late Rock Rap Word Invisible Stars since the first installment of Happy Monday 68 000 Years Ago.
Who asks, “Who are you going to vote for?” and says that Filipinos are very protective of people they’re going to vote for in the next election
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THE EARS Answer
“I am not going to register and vote until there’s a worthy candidate!”
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Who tells women in Samar, “HI. I JUST GOT A BRAZILIAN WAX… (emote) I FEEL YOUR PAIN.”
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THE EARS Hahaha
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Who seems to have a moral epiphany in his Samar solitude (and the improvement in his vocabulary is due to watching a lot of Big Bang Theory), and that is (smile, giggle), “I MIGHT BE GAY.”
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THE EARS Weh?!
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THE EARS Clap
Finally! Original! Spontaneous! Fun!
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JACOB DOMINGUEZ (Of the University of Sitio Tomas)
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THE EARS zzzzzzzzzi’maheathen…Wait:
“The only memory I have of you is the rain falling softly on my skin.”
THE EARS Nyaks
Naks…Naka naman sa rain…Fuck the rain: it’s cliché!
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POCHOLO GOITIA
Says what he’ll be reading are nothing new prose; hopefully not bore the audience; all in English; in 3 acts:
1.) “She gave him a book…”
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THE EARS Decode
…And twist, turn the plot unfolds, and--- Sex! Sex! Love! Love! Love! X and Y War!
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2.) “There are places in space…”
THE EARS Hmmm
…That time moves slowly…Silly…A house: Rip Van Winkle’s Mansion and you, my love, can be Sleeping Beauty or Snow White (Depending on the poke and choke).
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3.) (His favorite) “The Maximalist”
THE EARS Like
It’s so…Jeffrey Ford…Liking it…Liking it….FINISH IT! KUNG POCHOLO GOITIA WINS: THE MAXIMALIST!
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KHAVN DELA CRUZ (with the BATUTES)
Says, “Binabati ko si Lope na bagong tuli.”
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THE EARS Nyahahaha
The performance is a fun train wreck high on happy doobie crack.
It is An Exercise On Translating Vim Nadera Tula To English Via Batute Methodology.
And there was just Khavn that shows that Vim Nadera Does Not Need Translation.
And the Babutes say, “Di mo naman pala kami kailangan eh!”
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YOL JAMENDANG (insert pedigree + Filipino Teacher in the Arneo)
…dreaming of sex, an orgy with the starlets…
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THE EARS Say
Malibog ang bagong taon!
Mabuhay ang Xerex!
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“…Lahat gusto kong gahasain dahil nakakita ako ng hubad na katawan…”
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THE EARS Tapos!
? Half-Time-Break
? Time-To-Go-Home
? Start-On-Time
? This-Time
? Next-Time
Happy Tuten THE EARS!